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Titty Sprinkles.

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

vintagegal:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by George Barris, 1962

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

lameborghini:

*sells my soul to the devil in exchangement for selfie notes*

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

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coolestdad:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate having hair around my bhole. poop gets stuck in it while im on the toilet and then i have to like dance on the toilet to get it to come off

What kind of hair does your asshole grow Jesus Christ

foreveralone-lyguy:

kimkardashingthroughthesn0w:

So this kid in my school a few years back he made a titanic parody and i still die to this every day.

draw me with only this necklace on